Since the 1950's man has been fascinated with aliens. In an attempt to provide more information to our public, we have dsigned this as an information gathering instrument. You were identified as an invader from another planet. To help us better serve our public, please answer the follwing questions and return the answers to us via courier. You and your responses will be confidential.
1. What planet are you from?____Mars _____Zarg ______Uphaloopa _____Other
2. How long have you been assigned to Earth?
3. Which Earth life form do you most resemble?_____Cat _____Rabbit _____Slug_____Dog
_____Monkey _____Bird _____Jellyfish _____Fox Mulder
4. What are your plans for Earthlings? _____Food _____Enslavement ____Target Practice
5. What is your favorite TV show? _____Star Trek _____E.R. _____The test pattern
_____Weather Channel _____Discovery Channel
Please describe your invasion plans and weaknesses in detail. Be sure to mention all relevant details, location of security devices, and passwords.
Thanks for your help!
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